The wise old owl dubbed it
And warned the forest creatures:
Watch out for that "love bug"
(Creation's greatest teacher!)
He said: Someday 'twill find you
When you least expect…
So protect your heart and wits;
Try to recollect.
Quite suddenly it happens
To each and every one-
Especially those who scoff and laugh,
Making silly fun!
It zapped them all in mid-hop,
And stopped them in their tracks
(That thing we call "commitment"
Just seems to have that knack!)
So if you're ever doubtful,
Or have love underrated…
Be so ever careful,
Lest you too get "TWITTERPATED!"
~penned by lynn foust
